A Viking Gathering in the Mountain Wilds
Heed the call of Odin and join your fellow warriors for a night of revelry beneath the stars! The Allfather summons you to don your finest Viking attire and venture into the snow-capped mountains for an evening of feasting, competition, and celebration worthy of Valhalla itself.
THE GATHERING
DATE: April 25th 2026
LOCATION: Near Bend (exact coordinates to be revealed 5 days prior)
JOURNEY: A short snowshoe or skin trek (less than 1.5 miles) from a large parking area
THE ATTIRE
Full Viking garb is REQUIRED. Channel your inner Norse warrior with a sexy twist!
EXTRA GLORY POINTS FOR:
Authentic furs and pelts
Horned or metal helmets
Weapons of war (swords, axes, shields)
Drinking vessels fit for royalty
THE SCHEDULE
2:00 PM: Begin your journey to our mountain stronghold
4:30 PM: All warriors must have established camp and be prepared for battle
Evening hours: Feasting, competition, and celebration until the gods themselves grow weary
THE FEASTING
A charcuterie board fit for kings will be provided
Local beer will flow for the morning feast (breakfast)
BRING: Bountiful mead from your clan and your own evening provisions
THE REVELRY
Enter the magnificent snow cave where Viking lords and princesses will dance through the night
Experience thunderous music from our Norse DJ that will blow back your pelts with bumping tunes
Compete in axe throwing competitions to prove your worth
Partake in medieval drinking games that would make your ancestors proud
And much, much more to be revealed!
THE PREPARATIONS
YOU MUST BRING:
Full winter camping setup (tent, sleeping gear for snow conditions)
Mead to share with fellow warriors
Your own dinner provisions
Viking spirit and readiness for adventure
Prepare yourself, noble warrior! Only the brave and properly attired shall be welcomed into our winter stronghold. May the gods smile upon our gathering and grant us a night of legendary mead and mayhem!
For questions or to pledge your attendance, contact [Insert Contact Information]